Blogging is the new black

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Right? Or is it? I don't know, I guess I have lots of random shit to gripe about and no one who really cares other than my computer. It never fails me. So blogging here I come. Such a sad concept gaining some sense of satisfaction that could be attained face to face, via the internet; but really bitching is so much more entertaining when no one is there to cut you off.

So here I sit, childhood style, eating chicken soup and swearing off the air quality in Ohio. Yesterday was a pleasant day full of poking, prodding and me offering myself to the Gods of medicine as a fabulous sacrificial pin cushion. So 1 bronchial Infection, Lung fluid retention, massive inflammation of the spine and five hours later I emerged victorious with more pharmaceuticals than even Pillmatic Travis McCoy could ever hope to get his hands on. Gotta love those visits to the doctor. I always feel better when I see the poor sap across the hall from me who clearly has more problems and obviously resents me for taking up hospital space. It's the same feeling I get when I intentionally browse the Self-help section at Barnes & Nobles and smile when I look at all the things that could be wrong with me. Sick, I know, but satisfying none the less.

Hmmm...this doctored up chicken ramen sure is difficult to eat without a fork. Time to get creative. Until next time.

-Moo

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