Wanted: One Apathy Warrior

Yes. Apathy warrior, formally known as a muse. Does such a thing exist? I can feel myself doing it again, going back to that self-depricating, incredibly lazy phase. Don't feel like making food, so I forget to eat, don't feel like doing homework so I'll watch trash tv.  Where is the "I'm addicted to lazy" intervention counselor when I need one?  I have a 20,000 major project due August 6th and so far I have 3 words of usable material (my full name). I just have this terribly overwhelming feeling that I am pissing away my potential, drinking entirely too much, sleeping and eating too little and in general being worthless bag of sloppy poo. And that is just poor form. That being said,this is where the goal setting comes in. Someone told me that writing down a goal makes it more likely to happen. It's a sort of reminder of what you need to achieve, a visual that you have failed to complete something if left un-ticked. So here goes nothing.

1. Write 500 words a day
2.Send out my interview questions...so I actually have something to write about
3. Go to the gym daily and don't let the juice heads scare me out of using machines.
4. Get a diary/planner and actually use it.
5. No more drinking until I accomplish something substantial and my liver has recovered.
6.Stop spending money like it's going out of style.
7. In general attempt to be a more decent human being than I have been the last week or two